And the crowd got a full frontal. Dicks were heavily involved.

The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence came from all over the region on Hellman Hollow for the celebration, including one who goes by the name Sorenda ’da Booty, a member of the Russian River chapter. “I’ve only missed one (Easter celebration) since I’ve been a Sister — seven years in May,” the faux nun tells the SF Chronicle. “When all the Sisters get up onstage and renew our vows — I love that.”

Other Hunky Jesus contestants included Techno Jesus, who proclaimed he could “turn Ruby into Rails.” Yep, you read right.

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